My landlord received a catalog in the mail the other day which caught my eye because it was from a company named Solumbra who specializes in clothes for people who need to hide from the sun – alert the Lupus community, right?
Well, after paging through it, I would say alert the wealthy members of the Lupus community.
This very lovely lady’s outfit comes to $362.80 Contrary to what you believe, that does NOT include her shoes OR even one hour of labor for the team of landscaping guys who keeps the path to her bungalow looking so neat but at the same time so luscious. Nope, just the outfit. Which, if you’re like me, you’d spill things on within the first week of owning it.
So, no, I will not be spending 2.5 car payments on this outfit. But I’ll tell you what – if I win the lottery – I mean really big – I’ll track down that landscaping team and send them to y’alls houses for one week each. Because whether you’re photosensitive or not, WE all know that landscaping probably doesn’t even appear on our list of priorities and even if it does those big-ass rocks that make up the path to her bungalow aren’t getting moved by any of US. I put the catalog back in my landlord’s mail basket.